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 Jim Bernard has been researching health, weight loss and the aging process for decades. His amazingly youthful physique and athletic abilities - prove that he has a good understanding of these issues It is our aim to empower you with the very best advice on health and well being, weight loss and delaying the aging process. Jim is old enough to be a grandfather ( 60 plus) Do you think you could find many grandfathers who look as youthful as he does ? He can run very fast and can do 100 push ups and 100 squats at any time ! There are a lot of older people (even Doctors ) who are knowledgeable about health matters, but they don't often look many years younger than their real age, nor are they capable of competing at a high level in sport etc A recent blood pressure test had Jim at about 110 over 70 , which is what some fit teenagers have as their blood pressure rating. We all die eventually, but he wont be dying from a heart attack - why ? Because he has no hardening of the arteries. He got rid of that kind of thing many years ago He has excellent reflexes and no arthritis at all. Below are some photos that show him as he looks today Very youthful looking !  About
Look at your feet and see if your veins etc are visible. without the thick skin that older people usually have. 
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The next photo below shows unusually slim legs. 
Right, now as far as sexual performance goes, We don't have any photos, Ho ho. But he certainly does not need (and would never use) any silly Viagra type stimulants. Jim uses no steroids or artificial stimulants of any kind. An interesting aspect of poor sexual performance related to men in general is that they usually do not drink enough water each day and consequently they become short of fluids. Their saliva (mouth fluid) glands, kidney and sexual glands are usually short of water. An important website related to this is www.watercure.com/ But as far as slowing the aging process and learning how to become youthful like Jim, you need to get his unique health advice. If you are unwell you can spend tens of thousands of dollars on doctors and drugs, but you don't need to do that, and treatments that are often expensive do not always help much either. You can turn your life around with a simple change of diet and a few other health and lifestyle changes. A lot of surgical operations are unnecessary. Hip and knee operations are common these days, but Jim will never need such operations because he has no arthritis ( arthritis can be easily removed from the body) Also many women have plastic surgery to remove wrinkles etc. Jim will never need any surgery, because he has virtually no wrinkles on his face. There are simple solutions to almost all our health problems, and discovering the right diet is where continued good health begins. Send $10 through paypal and the simple health advice we will give you is capable of helping you become very healthy (unlikely to get any serious illnesses or cancers of any kind) and making you look many years younger than you thought possible. This health advice is the cheapest and the best, how many doctors and health ' experts ' will look as youthful - when they get to his age ? Hardly any, because they use the wrong diets, eat the wrong foods and ...( well send a few dollars through paypal and we will tell you the rest ) For just one payment of ten dollars you can learn the basics of how to become youthful looking and remain in full control of your weight. Jim is very well informed and has written an educational/humorous book for young men called ; ' Understanding Women' as well he is Australia's most popular humorous poet. you can buy any of his three books for $10 each . Here is a selection of humorous poems from his first book of humorous Poetry called ' Poet for a Lark ' MIRANDA FAIR Last Summer while walking down a suburban street And seeking to avoid the steamy Heat I decided to browse away an hour or two In a bookshop that was looking nice and new The helpful sales assistant's name was Miranda As pretty as a picture, and so fair With her long golden hair. What a co-incidence I thought (almost forgetting to pay for a book that I'd bought) Miranda Fair is the name of a shopping plaza somewhere. Now, me being a charming Chappie Should I henceforth refer to her as Miranda Fair or my Fair lady ? Best perhaps to be discreet And not risk being thrown out on the Street So Miranda Fair it will be until possibly, she will consent to be My Fair Lady ACADEMICS Academics tend to be somewhat pedantic Oscar Wilde once traveled across the Atlantic Upon arrival Customs people asked:"Anything with you "? "Only my genius " he did declare Little wonder that they could only stare Said one : " You might also be a poet But we would prefer not to know it " Below is a review of Jim Bernard's humorous educational book for young men called: "Understanding Women" The reviewer is Ms Kaz Cooke, who is one of Australia's best female Cartoonists and Humorists. "You may be interested to know that Jim Bernard has sent me a copy of his slender volume called ' Understanding Women ' It is enormously entertaining. Suggested opening lines (to start a conversation) "Are you a Model"? and the very suave: "I like your Hairstyle" Mervin ! come back here. That book is not to leave this Turret. What if it fell into the wrong hands ? That's better. Dang, it's hard to get good help these days." (The Melbourne Age Newspaper) If you would like to have a copy of this book of poetry 'Poet for a Lark 'or Jim's educational Book for young Men called ' Understanding Women ' as well as his book 'Superior health and eternal Youth' then just forward Ten dollars through paypal for each book . There are interesting aspects to the website heading above. It shows the kind of thing that people should be engaged in, but also it makes people aware that there are alternative cancer treatments. Most Cancer sufferers are conditioned to think that they have no option but to have surgery or chemotherapy or radiation. Even though these expensive treatments mostly do not work. A German Scientist named Warburg in the 1930's received a nobel prize for discovering that cancer cells only proliferate if there are low levels of oxygen in the body. What causes low levels of oxygen (usually called an acidic condition ) in the body ? Smoking cigarettes, not exercising much, eating too much of fast foods rather than a lot of fruit and vegetables , AND not drinking enough water each day ! Water is composed of one third oxygen . The more water you drink (even tap water) the more oxygen you retain in your body. If you drink half a gallon of water - it will mostly leave your body within three hours as urine, but a lot of the oxygen content remains and is absorbed into your bloodstream. A simple illustration proves this. Most people are short of oxygen in their bodies. If they were to spit into a bathroom wash basin, they would find that their Saliva (mouth fluid which assists in the digestion process) is creamy in colour and of limited quantity. But after drinking at least an extra liter or pint of water each day (preferably two) in a couple of months they would find that their Saliva is clear and voluminous ! Similarly with other organs in the body. There is a big increase in the amount of fluids in ALL the glands of the body Their bodies become hydrated again, which means that oxygen levels have risen to a high level . A person with high levels of oxygen in his/her body would NEVER get cancer of any kind, because as the nobel prize winner discovered, high oxygen levels strengthen the imune system and remove cancer cells from the body in urine etc. There are some people who would tell most cancer patients - " Just change your diet so that you are only consuming vegetables (carrots and greens particularly) in thick juice form from a Kitchen food blender, eat no sugary foods or bread and pastries etc, ( cancer cells thrive on sugar and non vegetable foods) Walk as far as you can each day or similar exercise, AND drink a gallon or more of water each day " This would mean that they are sipping water most of the day, but if this is the safest and the cheapest way to beat cancer, then it is the way to go. Some people think that ALL Cancers are caused by a shortage of oxygen in the body. The way to reverse that - is to live on a strict diet for some months, exercise as much as possible, as this increases oxygen levels and removes cancer cells, and drink heaps of water. A few extra visits to the toilet each day is a small price to pay for regaining health and not becoming just another cancer statistic. --------------- Understanding Women On the left of the heading above, is a photo of a Man who is about to surprise a lady with a bunch of flowers. This is almost the first lesson for men in terms of Understanding Women ! Boys when growing up, tend to always treat girls the same way that they treat other boys. And because there is no special attention given to this kind of education in schools, these attifudes carry over into adult life - often with tragic consequences in terms of marriage breakdowns and sometimes domestic violence. All because the boys are not taught that females do think differently and NEED to be treated differently. This is best illustrated by words from The flower drum song Here you have a female saying in song form, how she likes to be treated (and most men do not appreciate this, because it was never clearly emphasized in their school education , so a lot of the time, men don't give women compliments or flowers because they mistakenly imagine that this would not make any difference - A BIG MISTAKE ) While it is true that some women don't have a lot of interest in men, just like some men don't have a lot of interest in women, Most women would identify with the words of this song The flower drum song When men say I'm cute and funny complete words of song at http://www.allmusicals.com/lyrics/flowerdrumsong/ienjoybeingagirl.htm ----------------------------- There are a lot of things that are neglected in terms of our education and we hope to fill in the blank spaces a little . ------------- Paypal is in over 100 countries, it handles E-bay auction sales, has a high reputation and is safe If you are using a credit card - just pay as usual through paypal with your card, you do not have to become a member of paypal. If you would like to buy any of Jim's books ( each of which is available for $10 ), make an order by email to: poetrylark@yahoo.com |
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